wish i had me tape recorder
then he ate it
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
pretty pretty pretty good pretty good
ittis
opp yeah you know me
fresh out the pumpkin patch
thats what i said
subsicles fresh off the J
death melons
Sunday, February 24, 2008
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
its what makes me be me
well i know we can rip this off
good morning girls!!!
suckin on them paper dicks
good morning girls!!!
suckin on them paper dicks
"hey you no the routine it goes leeto by leeto"
NEW YORK'S OWN LTO.
THESE ARE THE WORDS FROM THE ME TO HIM
L.L. Q:HOW DOES HATE MAKE YOU LOVE THINGS MORE?
LTO A: BECAUSE WHEN YOU HATE SOMETHING DO MUCH, YOU LOVE TO DO IT.
L.L. Q: SO IS THERE A THIN LINE BETWEEN BOTH OF THOSE? YOU KNOW LOVE AND HATE?
LTO A: YEAH LIKE AN OLD RELATIONSHIP.
L.L. Q:WHATS GOOD WITH WHITE GIRLS?
LTO A: I DUNNO, RACIST FACES, AND COOL DUDES?
L.L. Q:YOU GOT PETS?
LTO A: YEP KITTER KATTER.
L.L. Q: SO DO THEY GET WET?
LTO A: YEAH ALL THE TIME WHEN I SLOBER ON THEM.
L.L. Q:WHATS YOUR FAVORITE SONG RIGHT NOW?
LTO A: AND HERE'S ANOTHER HIT FROM BARRY BONDS (KANYE WEST)
L.L. Q:SO YOU'VE NEVER BEEN CAUGHT, TELL ME A SHORT GETAWAY STORY?
LTO A:SO I WAS OUT DRINKIN AND DECIDED TO TAKE A PISS AND THE COPS ROLLED UP, AND SAID DON'T RUN! SO I TAKE OF AND THEY END UP CATCHING ME, CAUSE THEY HAD THE WHOLE PRECINCT , AND ANYHOW IT WASN'T FOR GRAFFITI.
THESE ARE THE WORDS FROM THE ME TO HIM
L.L. Q:HOW DOES HATE MAKE YOU LOVE THINGS MORE?
LTO A: BECAUSE WHEN YOU HATE SOMETHING DO MUCH, YOU LOVE TO DO IT.
L.L. Q: SO IS THERE A THIN LINE BETWEEN BOTH OF THOSE? YOU KNOW LOVE AND HATE?
LTO A: YEAH LIKE AN OLD RELATIONSHIP.
L.L. Q:WHATS GOOD WITH WHITE GIRLS?
LTO A: I DUNNO, RACIST FACES, AND COOL DUDES?
L.L. Q:YOU GOT PETS?
LTO A: YEP KITTER KATTER.
L.L. Q: SO DO THEY GET WET?
LTO A: YEAH ALL THE TIME WHEN I SLOBER ON THEM.
L.L. Q:WHATS YOUR FAVORITE SONG RIGHT NOW?
LTO A: AND HERE'S ANOTHER HIT FROM BARRY BONDS (KANYE WEST)
L.L. Q:SO YOU'VE NEVER BEEN CAUGHT, TELL ME A SHORT GETAWAY STORY?
LTO A:SO I WAS OUT DRINKIN AND DECIDED TO TAKE A PISS AND THE COPS ROLLED UP, AND SAID DON'T RUN! SO I TAKE OF AND THEY END UP CATCHING ME, CAUSE THEY HAD THE WHOLE PRECINCT , AND ANYHOW IT WASN'T FOR GRAFFITI.
Saturday, February 16, 2008
Thursday, February 14, 2008
John The Man Reeves interviewees!!
John the Man Reeves is pro skateboarder that has been living in new york the last few years,
and over those years i have always been hyped that he moved to nyc. I have seen john at work for deep now
, and It has been my pleasure to bring to you a short interview of the man.
L.L. Q: so you we're on invisible for a while right? didn't Jamie Thomas ride for those dudes didn't he?
J.T.M.R. A: yeah i actually punched him in the head on tour once, hahaahchchhca
L.L. Q: wait what you gotta tell me this one
J.T.M.R. A: ok we were on tour doing some demos or whatever the kids loved us, we shreded, we kicked ass on our skateboards.
So then we had to go to the mandatory after party with all the locals, and we show up at this house in madison, Wisconsin. which is a full on party town,and they had this fridge which was filled with forties of olde E, just like outta a fuckin DR. DRE video. so i just start drinkin as many forties as i could, and i think i drank about four forties and was hittin off the keg too that night.I was just wasted outta my mind, and jamie told me he didn't respect me. so that didn't sit to well with me in my condition of drunkeness, and we were in the van so we he said that to me i jumped up on him super fly schnucka style. then I started hittin him in his head, and he was covering up his head, he didn't want to fight. so it wasn't really a fight it was more of me just beating on him. i passed out in the van in the hotel parking lot, and i woke up all crusty the next morning to the team manager of invisible (dave bergdahl) tellin me that jamie was gonna quit if he didn't kick me off the team. so he gave dave the ultimatum that if he didn't kick john off the team and the tour that i'm quiting, and dave chose not to kick me off. so jamie quit, gotta fire under his ass, went back to Alabama then philly, got on toy machine. I met up with him later on that tour at love park, and we reconciled, we're not enemies to this day we're cool. I saw him last time i was in canada and we talked. so if he reads this shit he's gonna laugh.
L.L. Q: so how do you like workin at Pier 59?
J.T.M.R. A: aaauuuhh it's work??
L.L. Q: at least you got a cool boss right?
J.T.M.R. A: yeah sometimes he's cool. he was cooler when he looked like a biker. now he looks like a Gestapo hahahahahah
L.L. Q: so you've been sober the whole year of 2008, and it's going on one month and two weeks. tell me about that?
J.T.M.R. A: This is a new thing i'm tryin you know uh. For previous years i've you know i drink. i like beer, i drink beers. so its like a daily routine, you drink beer at night, you drink beer when you wake up, you drink beer on your lunch break.
L.L. Q: it gets hard to break those daily routines right?
J.T.M.R. A: so yeah now its time for me to see for myself. well its kinda like that song "johnny we're sorry. what is wrong in your life that you must get drunk everynight" so i had to listen to that song one time, and i was like why do i need to get drunk everynight. so right now i'm realizing that i don't need to get drunk everynight, and hopefully i'll be able to parlay that into a moderation type thing where i can know when to have a good time, and know when not to. cause life you know you have to have a good time, but when it's too good all the time shit goes wrong.
feeble fakes still killin it
L.L. Q: so tell me a donger story?
J.T.M.R. A: one time we were in Taiwan and these local girls asked him to smoke speed and he denied them. they were bummed.
L.L. Q: so thats it?
J.T.M.R. A: yup hahaha
L.L. Q: describe tyrone olsen's nollie backside flip?
J.T.M.R. A: he stopped. hahahahahahahaha
and over those years i have always been hyped that he moved to nyc. I have seen john at work for deep now
, and It has been my pleasure to bring to you a short interview of the man.
L.L. Q: so you we're on invisible for a while right? didn't Jamie Thomas ride for those dudes didn't he?
J.T.M.R. A: yeah i actually punched him in the head on tour once, hahaahchchhca
L.L. Q: wait what you gotta tell me this one
J.T.M.R. A: ok we were on tour doing some demos or whatever the kids loved us, we shreded, we kicked ass on our skateboards.
So then we had to go to the mandatory after party with all the locals, and we show up at this house in madison, Wisconsin. which is a full on party town,and they had this fridge which was filled with forties of olde E, just like outta a fuckin DR. DRE video. so i just start drinkin as many forties as i could, and i think i drank about four forties and was hittin off the keg too that night.I was just wasted outta my mind, and jamie told me he didn't respect me. so that didn't sit to well with me in my condition of drunkeness, and we were in the van so we he said that to me i jumped up on him super fly schnucka style. then I started hittin him in his head, and he was covering up his head, he didn't want to fight. so it wasn't really a fight it was more of me just beating on him. i passed out in the van in the hotel parking lot, and i woke up all crusty the next morning to the team manager of invisible (dave bergdahl) tellin me that jamie was gonna quit if he didn't kick me off the team. so he gave dave the ultimatum that if he didn't kick john off the team and the tour that i'm quiting, and dave chose not to kick me off. so jamie quit, gotta fire under his ass, went back to Alabama then philly, got on toy machine. I met up with him later on that tour at love park, and we reconciled, we're not enemies to this day we're cool. I saw him last time i was in canada and we talked. so if he reads this shit he's gonna laugh.
L.L. Q: so how do you like workin at Pier 59?
J.T.M.R. A: aaauuuhh it's work??
L.L. Q: at least you got a cool boss right?
J.T.M.R. A: yeah sometimes he's cool. he was cooler when he looked like a biker. now he looks like a Gestapo hahahahahah
L.L. Q: so you've been sober the whole year of 2008, and it's going on one month and two weeks. tell me about that?
J.T.M.R. A: This is a new thing i'm tryin you know uh. For previous years i've you know i drink. i like beer, i drink beers. so its like a daily routine, you drink beer at night, you drink beer when you wake up, you drink beer on your lunch break.
L.L. Q: it gets hard to break those daily routines right?
J.T.M.R. A: so yeah now its time for me to see for myself. well its kinda like that song "johnny we're sorry. what is wrong in your life that you must get drunk everynight" so i had to listen to that song one time, and i was like why do i need to get drunk everynight. so right now i'm realizing that i don't need to get drunk everynight, and hopefully i'll be able to parlay that into a moderation type thing where i can know when to have a good time, and know when not to. cause life you know you have to have a good time, but when it's too good all the time shit goes wrong.
feeble fakes still killin it
L.L. Q: so tell me a donger story?
J.T.M.R. A: one time we were in Taiwan and these local girls asked him to smoke speed and he denied them. they were bummed.
L.L. Q: so thats it?
J.T.M.R. A: yup hahaha
L.L. Q: describe tyrone olsen's nollie backside flip?
J.T.M.R. A: he stopped. hahahahahahahaha
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
The young Jessica Kim
The Young jessica Kim 20 YRS old :photographer/ retail snob
L.L. Q: So what your favorite smell?
T.Y.J.K. A: Alomonds
L.L. Q: So whats your favorite nuts then?
T.Y.J.K. A: ALMONDS! actully i like all almond flavored things almond soaps, Disarano, almond joy.
you know...my favorite nuts are between the legs! just kidding.
L.L. Q: So amaretto is your favorite booze then?
T.Y.J.K. A: I love disarano on the rocks!
dec. 2007
L.L. Q: So why do you turn red after like two drinks?
T.Y.J.K. A: I'm missing a puzzle piece.
L.L. Q: Why do all the thugs call you "china girl"
T.Y.J.K. A: I find myself getting called "chinita"more often.
L.L. Q: Why do all the thugs call asians "CHINA MAN"
T.Y.J.K. A: Because they think all asians are chinese" DUH"
L.L. Q: Digital or disposable?
T.Y.J.K. A: I like both, because i like keeping a photo album,
and the anticipation waiting for the film. digital cause it's so fun and easy!
L.L. Q: So did you enjoy the 154 song compilation Malt Shop Memories?
T.Y.J.K. A: YES YES YES it makes me want to make milkshakes!
L.L. Q: Whats you favorite song?
T.Y.J.K. A: probably dream lover sooo good
L.L. Q: Are you working on a new zine or just gonna pile-out till someone askes about #2?
T.Y.J.K. A: Haha let me check my funds, i'm workin on it!
oct. 2007
L.L. Q: who do you want to see for the next interview?
T.Y.J.K. A: This is tough i've already be thinking about it for a minute.
thankyou-justkidding.com for more or this nonsense.
L.L. Q: So what your favorite smell?
T.Y.J.K. A: Alomonds
L.L. Q: So whats your favorite nuts then?
T.Y.J.K. A: ALMONDS! actully i like all almond flavored things almond soaps, Disarano, almond joy.
you know...my favorite nuts are between the legs! just kidding.
L.L. Q: So amaretto is your favorite booze then?
T.Y.J.K. A: I love disarano on the rocks!
dec. 2007L.L. Q: So why do you turn red after like two drinks?
T.Y.J.K. A: I'm missing a puzzle piece.
L.L. Q: Why do all the thugs call you "china girl"
T.Y.J.K. A: I find myself getting called "chinita"more often.
L.L. Q: Why do all the thugs call asians "CHINA MAN"
T.Y.J.K. A: Because they think all asians are chinese" DUH"
L.L. Q: Digital or disposable?
T.Y.J.K. A: I like both, because i like keeping a photo album,
and the anticipation waiting for the film. digital cause it's so fun and easy!
L.L. Q: So did you enjoy the 154 song compilation Malt Shop Memories?
T.Y.J.K. A: YES YES YES it makes me want to make milkshakes!
L.L. Q: Whats you favorite song?
T.Y.J.K. A: probably dream lover sooo good
L.L. Q: Are you working on a new zine or just gonna pile-out till someone askes about #2?
T.Y.J.K. A: Haha let me check my funds, i'm workin on it!
oct. 2007L.L. Q: who do you want to see for the next interview?
T.Y.J.K. A: This is tough i've already be thinking about it for a minute.
thankyou-justkidding.com for more or this nonsense.
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Sunday, February 10, 2008
your toast is fuckin up my bread
punta
it wasn't that fun
dumpster diving donger
p.o.
INTERVIEWS COMING SOON. GET AT ME IF YOU WANT ONE?
INTERESTING THE BETTER, MY ?'S
Saturday, February 9, 2008
a boy and his blog
"Al" was my community service supervisor was a real good guy and has a great work ethic.
it's all over now and i'm staying steer clear of those shifts.
BLOBALONIA
Thursday, February 7, 2008
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